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#5821 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 1152 AM

Space Nazis are becoming uppity, it seems.

 


Probably  took the blackout blinds off their motorbikes.

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Posted 20 June 2019 - 0037 AM

https://www.dailysta...s-wooly-mammoth

 

 

SEXY ex-Russian secret agent Anna Chapman wants Russian scientists to halt efforts to bring back the extinct woolly mammoth.

 

The glamorous spy claims the prehistoric remains of the ancient creature could bring “lethal infections of the past to our world.”

She said: “The excavation of the bodies of animals that died long ago is a deadly risk.

"Modern researchers believe that ancient fears are scientifically grounded.

“Bodies taken from permafrost might bring lethal infections of the past to our world.

“However, genetic experiments continue.”

 

 

Yeah, there is some risk involved. OTOH, woolly mammoth steaks and roasts?


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 0521 AM

https://www.dailysta...s-wooly-mammoth

 

 

SEXY ex-Russian secret agent Anna Chapman wants Russian scientists to halt efforts to bring back the extinct woolly mammoth.

 

The glamorous spy claims the prehistoric remains of the ancient creature could bring “lethal infections of the past to our world.”

She said: “The excavation of the bodies of animals that died long ago is a deadly risk.

"Modern researchers believe that ancient fears are scientifically grounded.

“Bodies taken from permafrost might bring lethal infections of the past to our world.

“However, genetic experiments continue.”

 

 

Yeah, there is some risk involved. OTOH, woolly mammoth steaks and roasts?

It's the Mammoth ribs that cause car troubles


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 0547 AM

https://www.dailysta...s-wooly-mammoth

 

 

SEXY ex-Russian secret agent Anna Chapman wants Russian scientists to halt efforts to bring back the extinct woolly mammoth.

 

The glamorous spy claims the prehistoric remains of the ancient creature could bring “lethal infections of the past to our world.”

She said: “The excavation of the bodies of animals that died long ago is a deadly risk.

"Modern researchers believe that ancient fears are scientifically grounded.

“Bodies taken from permafrost might bring lethal infections of the past to our world.

“However, genetic experiments continue.”

 

 

Yeah, there is some risk involved. OTOH, woolly mammoth steaks and roasts?

 

I am not sure if that spy is pretty or not. Insufficient information in the blurb.


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 1211 PM

ex-russian spy as she switched sides or russian ex-spy as in failed career? english should be easy, but occasionally is not. 

 

 

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'Attack squirrel' guarding dealer's drug den fed meth to keep it aggressive

https://www.mirror.c...s-drug-16543786


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 1342 PM

Howto reset the firmware of your General Electric light bulbs:

 

 

You can find your bulb firmware version by tapping on the device in your C by GE app.
We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).
 
Start with your bulb off for at least 5 seconds.
  1. Turn on for 8 seconds
  2. Turn off for 2 seconds
  3. Turn on for 8 seconds
  4. Turn off for 2 seconds
  5. Turn on for 8 seconds
  6. Turn off for 2 seconds
  7. Turn on for 8 seconds
  8. Turn off for 2 seconds
  9. Turn on for 8 seconds
  10. Turn off for 2 seconds
  11. Turn on
Bulb will flash on and off 3 times if it has been successfully reset.

 

 

 

they have filmed an instructional video:

The best video you are going to have watched this year!

 

 

 

How many GE engineers does it take to change a light bulb?


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 1347 PM

The 21st Century is not turning out the way I had hoped...

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Posted 20 June 2019 - 1444 PM

The 21st Century is not turning out the way I had hoped...

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We live in a fork of reality that is not intended for production environment.


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Posted 20 June 2019 - 1753 PM

We all have production expectations in a beta world.


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Posted 21 June 2019 - 1450 PM

someone filmed at the meeting that made this lightbulb:

 


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Posted 21 June 2019 - 1752 PM

I don't see this guy's problem to draw a perpendicular red line kitten. He's allowed to use transparent ink, after all.


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Posted 23 June 2019 - 1134 AM

Yeah, this is going to end well;

 

https://www.dailysta...ui-Frankenstein

 

 

Scientist He Jiankui was condemned around the world last year where he brazenly announced in a YouTube video he had produced the first gene-edited humans in history – dubbed “Frankenstein babies" by some critics.

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Posted 23 June 2019 - 1335 PM

Howto reset the firmware of your General Electric light bulbs:

 

 

You can find your bulb firmware version by tapping on the device in your C by GE app.
We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).
 
Start with your bulb off for at least 5 seconds.
  1. Turn on for 8 seconds
  2. Turn off for 2 seconds
  3. Turn on for 8 seconds
  4. Turn off for 2 seconds
  5. Turn on for 8 seconds
  6. Turn off for 2 seconds
  7. Turn on for 8 seconds
  8. Turn off for 2 seconds
  9. Turn on for 8 seconds
  10. Turn off for 2 seconds
  11. Turn on
Bulb will flash on and off 3 times if it has been successfully reset.

 

 

 

they have filmed an instructional video:

The best video you are going to have watched this year!

 

 

 

How many GE engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

How to reset the firmware on your lightbulb? I'm too old for this shit.  :(


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Posted 11 July 2019 - 2314 PM

Oklahoma Man joins the game;

 

https://kfor.com/201...entucky-deluxe/

 

GUTHRIE, Okla. - Two people were arrested after a traffic stop of a stolen car revealed the two had a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe.

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 0441 AM

But it was Colorado Man, he just happened to get caught in Oklahoma.


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#5836 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 0459 AM

The 21st Century is not turning out the way I had hoped...

Soren

 

You and me both. I was expecting a flying car and a Sean Young replicant by now.

 

 

Divers make more discoveries at the Baltic sea 'disc'.

https://www.express....y-alien-coverup


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Posted 12 July 2019 - 0533 AM

someone filmed at the meeting that made this lightbulb:

 

(...)

 

That really made my blood pressure shot up. So foolish it is not funny. It is like a meeting on reducing carbon footprint with one politician, a spin doctor, two environmentalists, and one nuclear engineer.


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Posted 15 July 2019 - 1652 PM

“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets,” the event description said   :lol: 

 

Area 51 expert on social media campaign to 'storm' top-secret site: Military won't let anyone get close


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Posted 21 July 2019 - 1652 PM

I didn't know where else to post this :)
 

https://www.bbc.co.u...nspiracy-theory


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Posted 23 July 2019 - 0656 AM

The problem is they went up to 288 mph rather than limiting it to 88 mph;
 

https://www.independ...t-a9015381.html

 

Elon Musk‘s vision for a futuristic form of transport has achieved a new milestone after a Hyperloop test pod hit a new top speed of 288mph (463kph) before it exploded.

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