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#1 Corinthian

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0225 AM

Nothing. Just making a point or not, or whatever. :rolleyes:


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#2 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0256 AM

Its a wonder Nazi's didnt have a Unicorn riding fetish when you think about it. They seem to have been into every other form of the occult. Maybe they thought the horn was too much like Penis envy.


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#3 DougRichards

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0427 AM

Its a wonder Nazi's didnt have a Unicorn riding fetish when you think about it. They seem to have been into every other form of the occult. Maybe they thought the horn was too much like Penis envy.

 

Nashorn?

 

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#4 BansheeOne

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0452 AM

"My unicorn is armored."

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Also, don't google "Nazi unicorn". You have been warned.
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#5 JasonJ

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0455 AM

Too late.
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#6 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0510 AM

Somewhere on a cloud, Richard Wagner is weeping.

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#7 Murph

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0528 AM

Its a wonder Nazi's didnt have a Unicorn riding fetish when you think about it. They seem to have been into every other form of the occult. Maybe they thought the horn was too much like Penis envy.

But to deal with a unicorn, you must be a virgin, are you telling me that the Nazis were incels?


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#8 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0707 AM

Well I always had my doubts about Adolf. He never really came across as a bit of rake did he? Raked haircut maybe.


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#9 Panzermann

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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0843 AM

"My unicorn is armored."

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Also, don't google "Nazi unicorn". You have been warned.

 

Hey that is great! My company when on active duty had a rhino as its heraldic animal in its coat of arms! Great for the mandatory sports each week. :)


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Posted 18 June 2019 - 0926 AM

Somewhere on a cloud, Richard Wagner is weeping.

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This rainbow ... gay rights activist Ernst Roehm approves


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Posted 18 June 2019 - 2128 PM

Somewhere on a cloud, Richard Wagner is weeping.

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The Nazis were RIFE with Poof-Tars but they despised the effeminate acting gays....so they wanted a Manly Reich! Full of Manly Men! Who visit MANLY cities: Mykonos, Key West...San Francisco.


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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0058 AM

they wanted a Manly Reich! Full of Manly Men! Who visit conquer MANLY cities: Mykonos, Key West...San Francisco.

 

FIFY.

 

Also, Nazis suck.


Edited by Ssnake, 19 June 2019 - 0059 AM.

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#13 Murph

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0518 AM

 

they wanted a Manly Reich! Full of Manly Men! Who visit conquer MANLY cities: Mykonos, Key West...San Francisco.

 

FIFY.

 

Also, Nazis suck.

 

But do they also blow....?  


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#14 BansheeOne

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0530 AM

Well, since the thread has predictably degenerated so far already ...

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#15 Murph

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0532 AM

Well, since the thread has predictably degenerated so far already ...

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Ok, you just can't unsee that.  That is just disgusting.  


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#16 Markus Becker

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1328 PM

That is both so fake and so funny. Just not pretty though.
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#17 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1338 PM

And just think, he went in to get a tattoo that said 'mum'....
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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1732 PM

And just think, he went in to get a tattoo that said 'mum'....

 

That'll teach him to fall asleep at the Tattoo parlor.


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Posted 23 June 2019 - 0627 AM

This is one bottomless sucking rabbit hole ...

 

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The above is cover art from Harry Turtledove's "After the Downfall", apparently.

 

And just because they showed up in the picture search:

 

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#20 Stuart Galbraith

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Posted 23 June 2019 - 0832 AM

Green KKK? Is he trying to be environmentally concious, or is that some kind of tactical option?


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