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#6741 NickM

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Posted 03 June 2019 - 0818 AM

I am afraid it has something to do with this piece of news.

 

https://hoodline.com...n-at-the-armory

 

Shit that's around the corner from my old Greek Orthodox Church!!


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#6742 Panzermann

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Posted 03 June 2019 - 1102 AM

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#6743 R011

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Posted 03 June 2019 - 1444 PM

Well of course they couldn't have flown over land.  None of those countries would have given them clearance.  Obviously, the whole "attack" was faked.  The idea that those massively armoured battleships could be sunk by little single engined planes is also ridiculous.


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#6744 RETAC21

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Posted 04 June 2019 - 1458 PM

By shortshighted Japanese, hence they had to use the Germans. Animal House was right all along.


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#6745 urbanoid

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Posted 05 June 2019 - 1628 PM

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#6746 Mr King

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Posted 06 June 2019 - 0741 AM

:D​ 


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#6747 Ivanhoe

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 1411 PM

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#6748 Ivanhoe

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Posted 09 June 2019 - 1118 AM

Some days are better than others;

 

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#6749 Ssnake

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Posted 09 June 2019 - 1608 PM

Some days are better than others;

 

I'm missing context, apparently.


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#6750 GregShaw

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Posted 09 June 2019 - 1754 PM

 

Some days are better than others;

 

I'm missing context, apparently.

 

Rob bank, dye pack goes off in the car.


Edited by GregShaw, 09 June 2019 - 1755 PM.

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#6751 Ssnake

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Posted 09 June 2019 - 1909 PM

Ah. Evoking memories of Arizona Junior.


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#6752 MiloMorai

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 0327 AM

So I rear ended a car this morning. It was the beginning of a really bad day. A dwarf got out and came walking back towards me and he was really pissed off.
"I am not happy!" he says to me.
I looked down at him and said, "Which one are you, then?"
That's when the fight started.


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#6753 Rick

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 0522 AM

So I rear ended a car this morning. It was the beginning of a really bad day. A dwarf got out and came walking back towards me and he was really pissed off.
"I am not happy!" he says to me.
I looked down at him and said, "Which one are you, then?"
That's when the fight started.

:D


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#6754 MiloMorai

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 2140 PM

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.


Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple?

"Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch"

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#6755 Mr King

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0507 AM

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#6756 sunday

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 0520 AM

Actually, the name of that ape, the only albino gorilla known, was "Copito de nieve", name that could be translated as "Little Snowflake".


Edited by sunday, 19 June 2019 - 0533 AM.

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#6757 Panzermann

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1245 PM

Errors are Red
Bluescreens are blue
I think I deleted 
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#6758 Mr King

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 0737 AM

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#6759 Panzermann

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 1012 AM

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#6760 Martin M

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 1024 AM

lol

 

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