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#81 Murph


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Posted 08 January 2019 - 0613 AM

Chili Joke:  


(If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you!   *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better!  For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town.  It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. 
The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named "FRANK", who was 
visiting Texas from the East Coast: 
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili 
cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened 
to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the 
Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two 
judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, 
besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I 
Here are the scorecards from the event: 
Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili: 
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. 
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. 
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could 
remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the 
flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. 
Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili 
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. 
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken 
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what 
I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who 
wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer 
when they saw the look on my face. 
Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili 
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. 
Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. 
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels 
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get 
me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my 
backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from 
all of the beer. 
Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic 
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. 
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or 
other mild foods, not much of a chili. 
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable 
to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, 
was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB. bitch is 
starting to look HOT ... . . just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is 
chili an aphrodisiac? 
Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover 
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding 
considerable kick. Very impressive. 
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must 
admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. 
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I 
can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed 
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her 
chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by 
pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my 
lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop 
screaming. Screw those rednecks! 
Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety 
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of 
spices and peppers. 
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and 
garlic. Superb! 
Judge #3-- I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat 
through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that 
slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips 
anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. 
Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili 
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. 
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of 
chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried 
about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing 
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I 
wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds 
like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which 
slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like poop to 
match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed 
me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not 
getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through 
the 4-inch hole in my stomach. 
Chili # 8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili 
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too 
bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. 
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild 
nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed 
out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure 
if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to 
really hot chili? 

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#82 Mr King

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Posted 27 January 2019 - 1124 AM

Making a batch of chili today. This has ground beef with a high fat content, and I added about 4 pounds more than usual. No beans this time. House smells great. Going to be very spicy and greasy. I special order my extra hot red pepper powder from a bulk spice shop in St Louis, Missouri at the Soulard Farmers Market.  The stuff packs a real punch. When I put it on a pork chop or burger I am frying, and it hits the hot pan, it is like pepper spray went off in my kitchen.  They sell coffee and teas too. You can find their website here 



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Posted 07 March 2019 - 2330 PM

Made more Murph's Chili last weekend.






Delicious, as always, though I've modified the recipe over the years (like using ground pork with the beef stew meat this time and including 3-4 times the amount of garlic :D).

The next experiment will probably involve using lamb instead of beef or pork.

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Posted 12 March 2019 - 0326 AM

Anyone else tried to cook this?  Is divine.


Supposedly serves more than one person, but not when that person is me......




Cajun-inspired prawn stew with corn and crispy okra

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A traditional Cajun stew would normally start with a roux (butter and flour cooked until brown), but this takes times and to be honest, who needs those extra calories? Get the prawn shells into the stock before you do any of your prep so there’s time to develop some flavour. 

  • 300 g green prawns, peeled, shells reserved
  • 375 ml (1 ½ cups) fish stock
  • 150 g okra (6–8), halved lengthways
  • 1½ tbsp olive oil
  • 5 tsp Cajun seasoning
  • salt and black pepper
  • 1 small onion, finely chopped
  • 150 g (1 small) desiree potato, cut into 1 cm pieces
  • 1 cob corn, kernels removed
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 tsp dried thyme
  • 1 small green capsicum, cut into 2 cm pieces
  • 400 g tin chopped tomatoes with onion and garlic
  • 2 tbsp chopped parsley, plus extra to serve 
Cook's notes

Oven temperatures are for conventional; if using fan-forced (convection), reduce the temperature by 20˚C. | We use Australian tablespoons and cups: 1 teaspoon equals 5 ml; 1 tablespoon equals 20 ml; 1 cup equals 250 ml. | All herbs are fresh (unless specified) and cups are lightly packed. | All vegetables are medium size and peeled, unless specified. | All eggs are 55-60 g, unless specified.


Preheat the oven to 220ºC. 

Place the prawn shells in a small saucepan with the fish stock and bring to the boil. Reduce the heat, cover and simmer gently for 15 minutes or until required, strain.

Combine the okra, 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 teaspoon Cajun seasoning in a bowl. Season to taste and toss until well coated. Spread the okra in a single layer on an oven tray lined with baking paper and transfer to the oven. Roast for 20–25 minutes until golden and crisp. Turn off the heat but leave the okra inside.

Meanwhile, heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion, potato, corn, garlic and thyme and cook for 7–8 minutes until the vegetables soften. Add the green capsicum, tomatoes and 1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning and cook for 1 minute. Add the prawn infused stock, bring to the boil then reduce the heat to a steady simmer. Cover and cook, stirring occasionally, for 15 minutes until the potato is tender. Add the prawns and parsley, reduce the heat to low and cook gently, covered, for 3 minutes until the prawns are just cooked. Season to taste.

Spoon the stew into bowls, top with okra and extra parsley. Serve immediately.


Photography by Sharyn Cairns. Styling by Lee Blaylock. Food preparation by Rachel Lane. Creative concept by Lou Fay.

Edited by DougRichards, 12 March 2019 - 0328 AM.

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