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#1 X-Files

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1601 PM

Vladimir Putin’s solution to Russia’s demographic challenge is to hire 1990s vocal group Boyz II Men to promote increased fertility.

http://blogs.telegra...ow-to-have-fun/

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1746 PM

He should eliminate all taxes on liquor, if pregnancy is his aim.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1802 PM

He's started working out
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1836 PM

He should eliminate all taxes on liquor, if pregnancy is his aim.


Ice cream, Mandrake. Little childrens' ice cream.


Edited by X-Files, 31 January 2013 - 1837 PM.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1919 PM

Do what America did in the postwar years. Build big fugging 4-door cars, repeal Prohibition, and dismantle the regulatory monster; then have a Baby Boom of legendary magnitude.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1939 PM

Vladimir Putin’s solution to Russia’s demographic challenge is to hire 1990s vocal group Boyz II Men to promote increased fertility.

http://blogs.telegra...ow-to-have-fun/

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Not wanting to end up with polonium tea, but is he gay?
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 1949 PM

As much as I would like to make fun of the Russians for their whole machismo PR photo stunts of Putin, they really are not worse then the crap our press turns out for their lord and savior.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2010 PM

As much as I would like to make fun of the Russians for their whole machismo PR photo stunts of Putin, they really are not worse then the crap our press turns out for their lord and savior.


The only difference being that Vlad could probably still kick ass like he used to.

I don't see anyone else's Commander in Chief being a former spy.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2030 PM

Not wanting to end up with polonium tea, but is he gay?


I reckon it's typical Russian machismo.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2042 PM

Barak vs. Vlad, cage match. Two go in, one comes out. Winner takes all.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2058 PM

Barak vs. Vlad, cage match. Two go in, one comes out. Winner takes all.


Wow you really believe the US would be better off under Putin???
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2100 PM

Barak vs. Vlad, cage match. Two go in, one comes out. Winner takes all.



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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2143 PM

Yes. Vlad is a trained Communist secret policeman. Not some dilletante playing at autocrat. If you ARE going to be a police state, it should be done right and not some half assed Kenyan-Hawaiian pastiche.

Edited by Simon Tan, 31 January 2013 - 2147 PM.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 2146 PM

egomaniac vs egomaniac, i prefer the one that loves his country.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 0049 AM

egomaniac vs egomaniac, i prefer the one that loves his country.


Hey, Obama loves the USA so much he fucks it every day and night!

Ok ok, let's keep this an All Putin Zone.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 0053 AM

He could also buy out the condom market, stop the imports, and start producing intentionally faulty merchandise.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 0350 AM

I don't see anyone else's Commander in Chief being a former spy.


But still, have you ever seen a shirtless pic of George Bush the elder?
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 0628 AM

He doesnt seem quite as funny when you add it all up. In fact utterly ludicrous as his publicity machine is, its been very effective in hiding the kind of individual he is.


I think that's clear to anybody with half a brain. It's just that the Russian masses seem to have a need for an apparently strong fatherly leader figure and he plays it well enough.
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 0655 AM

Eroded freedom of speech in broadcasting, back to communist era levels. Check.


You say that like Putin should think it is a bad thing. He probably lists that as an accomplishment.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 1948 PM


Not wanting to end up with polonium tea, but is he gay?


I reckon it's typical Russian machismo.


Still seems a bit ghey and Boyz II Men? Come on man! :blink:
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