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#3821 Mr King

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Posted 10 June 2019 - 1151 AM

Be careful when you lift the toilet seat. Florida man bitten on the arm after lifting the toilet seat.

https://www.wftv.com...oilet/953156792

 

From what I have read pythons have become a real invasive species down there, along with a bunch of other critters. 


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#3822 JWB

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Posted 10 June 2019 - 1208 PM

 

Be careful when you lift the toilet seat. Florida man bitten on the arm after lifting the toilet seat.

https://www.wftv.com...oilet/953156792

 

From what I have read pythons have become a real invasive species down there, along with a bunch of other critters. 

 

Exotic pets + trailer parks + hurricanes = disaster.


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#3823 MiloMorai

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Posted 10 June 2019 - 1821 PM

Use a mop to clean tables, https://www.ctvnews....Yk08EIlJXUqVShk


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#3824 Panzermann

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Posted 12 June 2019 - 1724 PM

Use a mop to clean tables, https://www.ctvnews....Yk08EIlJXUqVShk

 

when it is the dedicated table mop...?  ;)


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#3825 Murph

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 0514 AM

 

Be careful when you lift the toilet seat. Florida man bitten on the arm after lifting the toilet seat.

https://www.wftv.com...oilet/953156792

 

From what I have read pythons have become a real invasive species down there, along with a bunch of other critters. 

 

When I was a road Deputy, I did have a call for a snake in a toilet.  The lady had just sat down, and the snake wanted out.  It was not a pretty sight.


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#3826 rmgill

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 0607 AM

Who was more upset her or the snake? 


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#3827 JWB

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 1049 AM

 

 

Be careful when you lift the toilet seat. Florida man bitten on the arm after lifting the toilet seat.

https://www.wftv.com...oilet/953156792

 

From what I have read pythons have become a real invasive species down there, along with a bunch of other critters. 

 

When I was a road Deputy, I did have a call for a snake in a toilet.  The lady had just sat down, and the snake wanted out.  It was not a pretty sight.

 

That sounds to me a problem for animal control.


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#3828 MiloMorai

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 1348 PM

Well Murph does 2 legged animal control. ;)


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Posted 13 June 2019 - 1543 PM

Well Murph does 2 legged animal control. ;)

 

Zero legged should be a breeze, then.


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Posted 13 June 2019 - 1605 PM

 

Well Murph does 2 legged animal control. ;)

 
Zero legged should be a breeze, then.

 

 
You could see the ribs of a snake as its legs... ;)
 
 

That sounds to me a problem for animal control.

I doubt they have a widely known emergency call number like 911. first responders end updoing all sorts of things not really part of their job descriptions.

 

 

 

 

 

How do these snakes get into the toilet bowls? Do they swim up the pipes?


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#3831 Mr King

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Posted 13 June 2019 - 1616 PM

 

 

 

 

How do these snakes get into the toilet bowls? Do they swim up the pipes?

 

 

It's not widely know, but snakes are natures voyeurs 


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#3832 Murph

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 1632 PM

 

 

Well Murph does 2 legged animal control. ;)

 
Zero legged should be a breeze, then.

 

 
You could see the ribs of a snake as its legs... ;)
 
 

That sounds to me a problem for animal control.

I doubt they have a widely known emergency call number like 911. first responders end updoing all sorts of things not really part of their job descriptions.

 

 

 

 

 

How do these snakes get into the toilet bowls? Do they swim up the pipes?

 

Yes.  The people had a cracked septic line, and it was a typical hot dry summer, so the snake was looking for water.  It found it.  When I got it out it was a 5' long rat snake and NOT very happy.


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#3833 Adam_S

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 1800 PM

That's quite common in Australia, particularly with pythons. They go into the sewers or a septic tank looking for rats and can come up through the toilet.

 

http://www.thegreyno...com.au/snake-2/

 

https://www.eliterea...ilet-australia/


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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1016 AM

ALASKA TEEN MURDERED 'BEST FRIEND' AFTER MAN SHE MET ONLINE TOLD HER HE'D PAY HER MILLIONS: PROSECUTORS

BY JASON MURDOCK ON 6/18/19 AT 11:32 AM EDT

A 21-year-old man from Indiana posed as a millionaire and offered a teenager in Alaska a vast sum of money to murder another girl, prosecutors say.

Darin Schilmiller, of New Salisbury, has now been indicted alongside five others in relation to the killing of 19-year-old Cynthia Hoffman on June 2. He allegedly posed under the name "Tyler" and offered 18-year-old Denali Brehmer $9 million to orchestrate the murder.

According to prosecutors, the brutal proposal sparked a devastating series of events that has also resulted in the arrest of Kayden McIntosh 16, Caleb Leyland, 19, and two minors.

Hoffman, who is referred to as "CeeCee" in court filingswas killed in Thunderbird Falls close to the Eklutna River from a single gunshot wound to the back of the head. Officials allege Brehmer and McIntosh drove Hoffman to the area, where she was bound. McIntosh allegedly shot Hoffman before moving her body into the river. The pair destroyed some of the victim's items.

Prosecutors say Brehmer recruited McIntosh, Leyland and the minors to assist in the planning or execution of the murder. Schilmiller allegedly wanted Brehmer to sent him videos or photos of the killing. In exchange, he claimed the teens "would receive a significant sum of money."

Hoffman was reported missing by a family member on June 3 after being provided misleading information by the culprits, police said. The victim was described as Brehmer's best friend.

According to local media outlet KTVA, detectives found pornography, SMS texts and footage of sexual assaults on Brehmer's phone that led them to Schilmiller. The FBI traced a number on the device and found it was linked to a Facebook account used by the 21-year-old man.

The Anchorage Daily News reported Brehmer sent images and videos to Schilmiller via Snapchat showing Hoffman tied up before her death, and others were sent after the killing.

KTVA reported that Brehmer told investigators she met Schilmiller online and they had been chatting for several months. He was using a photograph of another male, police said. Brehmer claimed the man also directed her to assault a young child and a 15-year-old.

The assaults took place the the day after Hoffman's death at the behest of Schilmiller, who told police that he blackmailed her, The Anchorage Daily News reported, citing the indictment.

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https://www.newsweek...brehmer-1444564

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#3835 Mr King

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 1638 PM

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Posted 20 June 2019 - 0024 AM

American attacks Foreign tourist for getting too close...You'd think Aussies had more sense, but then I guess they're ore aware of spiders and bitey things in the water. 


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#3837 Ivanhoe

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Posted 20 June 2019 - 0051 AM

They don't like being called buffalo.


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Posted 23 June 2019 - 1510 PM

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#3839 BansheeOne

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Posted 24 June 2019 - 0553 AM

I find that this is not unprecedented and both parties have done it before to the same reaction, including in Oregon, Texas and Wisconsin. I guess it's a step beyond a mere filibuster. :D

Why a group of US state senators are being hunted by police

23 June 2019

Eleven Republican senators from the state of Oregon are in hiding.

They walked out of Salem's Capitol building on Thursday and state police have been given authorisation to track them down.

This bizarre series of events has unfolded amid a deep rift between the state's rival parties.

Oregon's Democrats, who have a clear Senate majority, want to pass landmark climate change legislation. Local Republicans have fled to stop that happening.

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Democrats hold 18 of the 30 seats in the state senate, but 20 senators have to be present for a vote to take place.

On Thursday, the 11 Republicans who currently hold seats failed to show up for floor proceedings after negotiations broke down, blocking the legislation's progress.

Democratic Governor Kate Brown then authorised state police to try to locate them.

"It is absolutely unacceptable that the Senate Republicans would turn their back on their constituents who they are honour-bound to represent here in this building," she said in a statement. "They need to return and do the jobs they were elected to do."

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https://www.bbc.com/...canada-48737711
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#3840 Harold Jones

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Posted 24 June 2019 - 1008 AM

I remember the Democratic in legislators in Wisconsin who did this were called flee-baggers by the right leaning media at the time they did it.  The left leaning media cast them in a much more positive light.  I assume that the positions are reversed for Oregon.


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